May 11, 2004
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Oh my god! What a night! Yes, there was much pants wetting. Pam, Deborah & I had a blast. There was even mention of my joining them on a trip to vegas (they mentioned it, not me). That was quite an honor. We had a hell of a good time. Here is one thing that we did tonight that I'm going to share with all of you. Enjoy, have a good laugh at it, and PLEASE share your results! I want to know
I am Dorkey Chickenbuns. Have fun...
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball I = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle I = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
I = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Comments (6)
:laugh: My name is Poopsie Rhinobuns
And Derek's would have been Loopy Bubbletush
I guess my name would be Poopsie Bubblebuns. What a name! I loved the joke from the last post. It's awesome. Just thought I'ld check out your site since I saw that you subscribed to mine.
I'm Lumpy Applebuns...and Steve would've been Crusty Girdlechunks! LMAO...that's great...i've seen that before but the words are always changed around a bit...I forget what mine came out as before...ah well. Thanks for posting that...it really cheered me up...esp seeing what Steve's was, omg that's hillarious...whew, I need to catch my breath, lol. Thanks again, take care and have a great day!
Love and blessings,
Taby
Greetings,
Okay my new name is Boobie Cootiepants. LMAO... OMG Thats too funny... Sitting here cracking up in my nice quiet up tight office. THANK YOU :bigbounce:
Brightess Blessing
Silver Sky
hey i came about your page...i have always been intrested in wicca...i read some of your entries and you seem like a really awsome person...just wanted to tell you that
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